Dignity? What's that?

So just a quickie, I almost took a picture to show you, but thought that might be a bit much, but here goes the story.
You know how when you get married, your all PROPER and DIGNIFIED? Well, then your married a few years, and you have CHILDREN.
Ya, that all goes out the window, especially when your children decide to use your front yard as a bathroom facility.
Lily was outside the other day, and vanished for a few minutes, I decide I better go see whats going on. As I come around the front calling her name, she yells back...
Lily: "Right Here Mommy" comes around the corner with her pants and panties down to her ankles....
Mommy: "What are you doing?"
Lily: "My go poo poo.."
Mommy: "Ok, hurry, let's go inside" "I'll help you"
Lily: "No...My go Poo poo....Right there!
I turn and look to where she's pointing, and much to my dismay.....sure enough, there it is...on the grass.
She looks up at me with a big proud grin and as I quickly grab her and take her inside feeling complete and utter embarrasement, I think to myself....
Could be worse..... reflecting back on when maddy did it in the MALL in CHICAGO, at CHRISTMAS time. Or when Gabbi threwup at church in the lady's purse sitting next to me.

So needless to say, after 3 children. DIGNITY HAS GONE DOWN THE TOILET....and I just live to survive those embarrasing moments!!!!!!!!