BACKGROUND NOISE.

So, we have this thing at our house, some of you may or may not be familiar with it.
It's called background noise. Most of the time it's just there, and no one really pays attention. That is unless it becomes loud enough to ruffle the hair, on the back of your neck, or brings about bruises etc.
Other times, if you just sit and listen, it's quite entertaining.

Here's some typical background noise at our house, or maybe better known as Hansen lingo.......

Driving in the car while we as parents are ATTEMPTING to carry on a conversation. Not going so well. Cory turns and say's "What are these we have in our car? A bunch of monkeys?"

Gabbi: Why are we monkeys?

Maddy: WERE NOT MONKEYS DAD!!!!!

Gabbi: Atleast me and Lily aren't, Maddy might be.

Maddy: I'M NOT A MONKEY, YOUR A PIG!

Lily: dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, (let me translate) gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum.

Gabbi: Ya, well your a cow.

Maddy: Whatever.......your half cow half pig, with great big utter boobies on your belly full of milk.

Gabbi: Your part cow, pig, AND monkey.

Lily: dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, nack, nack, nack, nack, nack, nack. Translation: gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, snack, snack, snack, snack,

Maddy: Mom......are we closest to cows because we have boobies with milk too?

Cory and Sonja: In stitches in the front seat.......... whose kids are these anyway?



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