So as I read the blog of a dear friend of mine last night it made me realize what blogging is really about. I've never been that great at it, I update like once a month, and I always think what can I say that's different than everyone else, or exciting to read? Not being able to come up with anything amazing or fabulouso. (which I have to say is my favorite kitchen cleaner in whole world, I'm totally addicted. Its purple and you can only get it at winco, so check it out) I write the same old stuff, vacations, holiday's, Birthday's, how awesome my husband and my kids are yadda yadda yadda.
But quite honestly my blog needs to be about me, my fam, and our life EVERYDAY. Not just something amazing and fabulouso, and If anyone knows me, that's something to write about, cause were friggin funny!!!!
So here it goes.
I get up this morning and start my workout, same old stuff, sit ups, push ups, hop on the bike, and i'm like 25 minutes into it and decided I need to spice it up a little. So I go pull gabbi into the room with me and we pop in TURBO JAM. I borrowed it from Deanna last bunko.
It's this dance video that seemed pretty interesting.
As I'm doin this dance video, totally gettin down, it brings back all these memories of me back in school, college that is. I was never that coordinated, and always had a difficult time keeping up, but quite honestly I DIDN'T CARE. All I cared about was looking HOT when the guy's might possibly walk by.
Yep that was me.... the ding dong blond in the back of the room, that gave it her whole heart, missed every other beat, and looked like a HOT retard.
So gab's and me are boogyin, and as Gabbi does this back kick, she pelts Lily right in the face and flatlines her. If you can picture this, Lily is now screamin, Gabbi is laughing, and practically balling cause she feels horrible, and all maddy can talk about is how we should buy a monkey for a pet....
I can train it to go to the bathroom in the toilet, it can sleep with me, sit on my shoulder, and you and dad won't have to do anything at all, I will do everything, I promise. It will be the perfect pet mom just trust me.
All I could think as I was picturing the blond in the back of the room, cute body, great hair, just waiting for prince charming to come and sweep me off my feet and carry me into my perfect life was ........................
I got everything I wanted and more. I wouldn't change a thing.
7 comments:
Okay... first off...THAT WAS SO FREAKIN FUNNY!! Seriously... I think a little bit of pee came out!! OMG!
Second... That freakin cleaner is so AWSOME!! I am so happy that someone else has jumped on the "Fabuloso" wagon!!! That stuff is YUMMY!
I am so happy you are bloggin because it really is so fun!
Finally! A post that is true Sonya. I've been waiting for this!
And yes, you maybe among the more uncoordinated people I know but it's the number one reason why I love working out with you.
Poor Lil. Is she ok?
Poor Madi, for wanting a monkey. Man I love that girl.
Poor Gab, for flatlining Lil and then laughing about it. I totally love that girl.
Poor Son, for taking so long to let her true self shine!
I love Sonya! She IS friggin' funny! Why am I talking about you like you're not the one reading this?
I love me some Turbo Jam. Nothin like a little booty shakin to burn those calories ;) And your description of the ding dong blonde in the back of the room could have described me perfectly back in the day...except for the coordination part...I was pretty coordinated back then....now....not so much!
Poor Lily!
Love it! Most of all the part about the monkey! I miss working out with you. Bring turbo jam over tonight!
How's Lily?
You are definatly HOT; tard- not so much!
hahahahahaha, ok I shouldn't laugh, buuuuut I can't not laugh! I would have paid money to have seen this!!!!
Love the post and that you are starting to blog more. It seems like most people are doing facebook way more.
K- so I used to want a pet monkey when I was a kid too. I always thought it would be the perfect pet. Maddy is a girl after my own heart.
Gotta love "life" huh?!
Yay! Sun on a great blog post! That's what I'm talking about!!! Keep it up that was hillarious!
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